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May12

Your Mothers’ Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on May 12, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your mother will throw you a passive aggressive birthday party.  Enjoy…even though she broke her back to make that cake. Aries:  You mother’s present gnaws out of the gift box before you get to […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May05

Your Fratoscope: May 5, 2013

by tonyd on May 5, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your Wal-Mart themed birthday party is depressing, but incredibly cost-effective. Aries:  The stars say, keep your racist grandmother away from P.A. systems this week. Taurus:  Your Crackerjack prize will be a solid gold ring […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr28

Your Fratoscope: April 28, 2013

by tonyd on April 28, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will be the oldest “kid” every to have a birthday at Chuck E. Cheese, but the youngest one to go home with hot restaurant manager. Aries:  You will see what you think is […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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