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Mar10

Your Fratoscope: March 10, 2013

by tonyd on March 10, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll wake up on campus naked with no memory of the night before.  Fortunately, the beard that’s Super Glued to your face is obscuring your identity in the videos that were posted online. Aries:  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar03

Your Fratoscope: March 3, 2013

by tonyd on March 3, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’re awesome and your webcomic website is awesome too. Aries:  You will get an unexpected surprise in your hamper. Taurus:  An owl will catch your attention, but instead of leading you to a secret […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb17

Your Fratoscope: February 17, 2013

by tonyd on February 17, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will develop an accent on your trip to Outback Steakhouse.  Unfortunately, it will be French. Aries:  Your “Punch a Kitten” franchise will not be funded by Shark Tank. Taurus:  The stars say, don’t […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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