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Sep09

Your Fratoscope: September 9, 2012

by tonyd on September 9, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will be offered an new and exciting business opportunity, at least, that’s what you pimp will call it. Aries:   Billionaire Warren Buffet will pay a trumpet player to wake you up at the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep02

Your Fratoscope: September 2, 2012

by tonyd on September 2, 2012 at 12:30 am

If your birthday is this week:  A Porno Pizza parlor will open in your neighborhood.  Just don’t order the sausage. Aries:   Your buddy that’s over 950 lbs will ask you to come over and bring a wheelbarrow full of pancakes […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug26

Your Fratoscope: August 26, 2012

by tonyd on August 26, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  A man in the supermarket will challenge you to a shopping cart race and then throw frozen peas at you after losing. Aries:   You will discover that the presidential candidate staying in your guest […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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