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Jul22

Your Fratoscope: July 22, 2012

by tonyd on July 22, 2012 at 12:58 am

If your birthday is this week:   You’ll go out and get some coffee.  It won’t be this funny, but it will be a lot quieter. Aries:   Gary Busey will break into your house just to spoon with you as your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul15

Your Fratoscope: July 15, 2012

by tonyd on July 15, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   You’ll start to tell a joke, but realize it sounded funnier in your head and that it’s probably inappropriate to tell at your aunt’s funeral. Aries:   You will discover that pimps are extremely good […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul08

Your Fratoscope: July 8, 2012

by tonyd on July 8, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   Julianne Moore will sneak into your house and steal the last slice of pizza.  You won’t see her, but you’ll  know. Aries:   Your action figures will come to life and tell you to stop […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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