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May20

Your Armed Forces Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on May 20, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   Your new platoon leader likes your so much, he gives you a promotion.  That is, assuming you think sensual massages on demand is a kind of promotion. Aries:  You will discover that just because […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May06

Your Cinco De Mayo Fratoscope

by tonyd on May 6, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   After a freak accident with a Margarita Mixer, you will gain the proportionate strength and agility of someone that’s just drank seven margaritas.  You won’t fight crime, but you will cause a lot of […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr29

Your Fratoscope: April 29, 2012

by tonyd on April 29, 2012 at 12:14 pm

If your birthday is this week:   An 80-foot tall ape will grab you and carry you to the top of a tall building.  It’ll be pretty cool until he sets you down to fling his own giant feces.  Escape before […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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