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Feb12

Your Fratoscope: February 12, 2012

by tonyd on February 12, 2012 at 3:54 am

If your birthday is this week:   You will meet a dark and mysterious strange who will attempt to sell you Amway products. Aries:   The stars say, change the batteries in your remote, they are about to die. Taurus:    Your bank […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb05

Your Fratoscope: February 5, 2012

by tonyd on February 5, 2012 at 2:03 am

If your birthday is this week:   You bet on the Super Bowl will be a loser, mostly because no one usually bets on the half-time performer winning the game somehow. Aries:   During your Super Bowl party, one of your guests […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan29

Your Fratoscope: January 29, 2012

by tonyd on January 29, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   You will discover that the iPad you bought in that truck stop is actually just a shiny clipboard. Aries:   While eating peanut butter you’ll bump into someone with deviled eggs.  Turns out, it’s not […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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