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Jan01

Your New Year’s Day Fratoscope 2012

by tonyd on January 1, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You New Year’s Eve Party will be a huge success to anyone who enjoys spending New Year’s with stuffed animals and cats. Aries:  You will make several New Year’s Eve resolutions, most of which […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec25

Your Christmas Fratoscope!

by tonyd on December 25, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You poor bastard.  Normal people have birthdays in different weeks so they get presents twice.  You poor, poor bastard. Aries:  The good news is, your boyfriend got you a puppy.  The bad news is, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec18

Your Fratoscope: December 18, 2011

by tonyd on December 18, 2011 at 1:50 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your visit to Santa’s workshop is disillusioning.  Turns out, Superman builds all the toys. Aries:  The stars say, you’ve got 99 problems and most of them are bitches. Taurus:  Your Dungeons and Dragons game […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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