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Dec11

Your Fratoscope: December 11, 2011

by tonyd on December 11, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will purchase clean urine from an unusual source. Aries: You will buy a horse that can stomp winning lottery numbers, unfortunately it balances out as he is also a heroine junkie. Taurus:  You […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec04

Your Fratoscope: December 4, 2011

by tonyd on December 4, 2011 at 2:20 am

If your birthday is this week: Frosty the Snowman will come to life in your front yard and make sweet love to your blow up Santa doll. Aries:  You’ll realize that you’ve held out too long in blackmailing Herman Cain.  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov27

Your Fratoscope: November 27, 2011

by tonyd on November 27, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your Jedi application will be rejected after a picture of you wearing Spock ears surfaces on the Internet. Aries:  You will win your ebay bid, but will regret buying Vince Vaughn’s old pants. Taurus:  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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