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Oct30

Your Fratoscope: October 30, 2011

by tonyd on October 30, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   Your Lady Gaga meat costume backfires when you get the address of the Halloween party wrong and end up walking into a kennel. Aries:  Your comment on your boss’s “slutty secretary” costume turns out […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct23

Your Fratoscope: October 23, 2011

by tonyd on October 23, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your donut that you buy at Dunkin Donuts has two holes instead of just one!  Happy Birthday! Aries:  Your latest iPad app tells you that you waste too much time on Angry Birds and […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct16

Your Fratoscope: October 16, 2011

by tonyd on October 16, 2011 at 12:02 am

If your birthday is this week:  After winning the lottery for $108 million dollars, Occupy Wall Street won’t seem that interesting to you. Aries:  Your iPod will flash the word “Seriously?” when you attempt to fill it with Creed music. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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