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Oct09

Your Fratoscope: Columbus Day 2011

by tonyd on October 9, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday party is a little too awesome this week.  Practice your alibi before you wake up in the drunk tank. Aries:  While everyone appreciates accurate history, screaming “Murderer!” during your son’s Columbus play […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct02

Your Fratoscope: October 2, 2011

by tonyd on October 2, 2011 at 1:53 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will wake up and realize that someone has peed your pants. Aries:  The stars say stop bugging them.  They can’t tell the future.  They’re just burning balls of plasma for Christ’s sake. Taurus:  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep25

Your Fratoscope: September 25, 2011

by tonyd on September 25, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Bad news, it turns out your birthday clown will be Bjork. Aries:  This week, your mailman will leave a Cleveland Steamer in your box.  It’s a machine that cleans your rug and it’s manufactured […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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