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Sep18

Your Fratoscope: September 18, 2011

by tonyd on September 18, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Sadly, your lightly attended Jon Huntsman party, will be the most heavily attended Jon Huntsman party. Aries:  Wear sneakers to the Chinese restaurant because all your fortune cookie will say is “Run!  For God’s […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep11

Your Fratoscope: September 11, 2011

by tonyd on September 11, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You discover that your “world record sized dump” is inappropriate discussion fodder for a first date. Aries:  Ironically, your terrorist-proof bunker will collapse today.  It’s a good thing all the 9/11 scare mongering was […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep04

Your Fratoscope: September 4, 2011

by tonyd on September 4, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You discover that no one wants to eat your world-record sized hot dog, mostly because you have to leave a large portion of it on the ground as you cook it a section at […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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