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Aug28

Your Fratoscope: August 28, 2011

by tonyd on August 28, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your pizza will arrive on time, mostly because hurricane winds drop the pizza parlor in your front yard. Aries:  Ignore your normal instincts this week, Aries.  When your house collapses, it’s best not to […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug21

Your Fratoscope: August 21, 2011

by tonyd on August 21, 2011 at 1:46 am

If your birthday is this week:  While trying to meet up for Chinese food with some friends, you will accidentally send a flash mob to eat Dim Sum. Aries:  You will found several drafts of your obituary on your spouse’s […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug14

Your Fratoscope: August 14, 2011

by tonyd on August 14, 2011 at 12:52 am

If your birthday is this week:   Your Popsicle fetish is uncovered during a routine examination at your doctor.  Sadly, you have no good excuse as to why your genitals are red, purple and green. Aries:   You next Internet date will […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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