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Jun26

Your Fratoscope: June 26, 2011

by tonyd on June 26, 2011 at 1:17 am

If your birthday is this week:  The roaches in your apartment will finally begin to die.  Looks like that pizza you dropped behind the couch is finally gone. Aries:  This week, you’ll break up with your girlfriend and realize that […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun19

Your Fratoscope: June 19, 2011

by tonyd on June 19, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your cosplay is a little too convincing.  Remember next time to never go into the bank dressed as Val Kilmer in Heat. Aries:  This week your brother will tell you he finds gold coins […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun12

Your Fratoscope: June 13, 2011

by tonyd on June 12, 2011 at 12:45 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your attempt to privatize sidewalks in your town backfires.  Now you can’t walk down your street without buying a Happy Meal. Aries:  You will have a dream that your girlfriend’s breast implants play music.  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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