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Apr10

Your Fratoscope: April 10, 2011

by tonyd on April 10, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will pretend to work at a local office just to get the delicious coffee in the break room.  You get to read a Dilbert cartoon on the wall of a cubicle while security […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr03

Your Fratoscope: April 3, 2011

by tonyd on April 3, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  The bad news is, your prescription gets mixed up with someone else.  The good news is, your prescription gets mixed up with someone who got much better shit from his doctor. Aries:  You find […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar27

Your Fratoscope: March 27, 2011

by tonyd on March 27, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   A prostitute will reveal that you’re the only person she’s ever met with a Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers fetish, you sick, sick puppy. Aries:   You will be offered a job getting high and playing […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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