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Sep09

Your Fratoscope: September 9, 2018

by tonyd on September 9, 2018 at 2:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  This week, people will remember the tragedy of your birthday. Aries:  The ghost of Burt Reynolds will appear to you and shame your for having no mustache. Taurus:  You will be debriefed by an […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep02

Your Back to School Fratoscope

by tonyd on September 2, 2018 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You realize that your professor wasn’t being sarcastic in that email about summer assignments. Aries:  You drop your kid off at college just in time for the opening campus money fight. Taurus:  During an […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug26

Your Fratoscope: August 26, 2018

by tonyd on August 26, 2018 at 3:21 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your dog gets you a piece of dried poop for your birthday, but includes the receipt in case you want to exchange it. Aries:  You will eat a contradictory ice cream flavor called “Chocolate […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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