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Jan09

Your Fratoscope: January 9, 2011

by tonyd on January 9, 2011 at 4:15 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will remember Elvis in your own special way: by eating a deep fried peanut butter, banana sandwich, taking a lot of drugs and passing out on the toilet. Aries:  Kanye West will walk […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan02

Your Fratoscope: January 2, 2011

by tonyd on January 2, 2011 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   Whitney Houston will sing at your birthday party.  Afterwards, you’ll give her a ride to the bus. Aries:  Your New Year’s resolution goes out the window earlier than expected, but you had to masturbate […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec26

Your Fratoscope: December 26, 2010

by tonyd on December 26, 2010 at 3:22 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your family will stop making you feel guilty over the holidays right around the time your girlfriend starts nagging you.  At least you’ll have continuity with your shitty mood. Aries:  Your old high school […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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