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Nov28

Your Fratoscope: November 28, 2010

by tonyd on November 28, 2010 at 2:54 am

If your birthday is this week: The good news is, the guy holding your pot doesn’t give you up when he’s raided by the cops, the bad news is, thanks to you everyone is going to miss the Willie Nelson […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov21

Your Fratoscope: November 21, 2010

by tonyd on November 21, 2010 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: The stars say, treat yourself. Sleep in a washing machine box instead of a dumpster that smells like rotten fish tonight. Aries: Your boyfriend is not cheating on you. No one considers necrophilia cheating. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov14

Your Fratoscope: November 14, 2010

by tonyd on November 14, 2010 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: Your Civil War reenactment will get out of hand after the Confederates spot a barista in Starbucks that resembles Abe Lincoln. Aries: The monster you built from reanimated corpses will ask to leave your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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