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Aug15

Your Fratoscope: August 15, 2010

by tonyd on August 15, 2010 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: The stars say money matters are finally going your way, but I guess the stars didn’t see your Amex bill this month, did they? Maybe you should pay more than just the minimum balance. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug08

Your Fratoscope: August 8, 2010

by tonyd on August 8, 2010 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: Don’t be fooled by things that sound too good to be true. It’s unlikely your mail order bride will get breast implants ahead of time just because you send her the money first. Aries: […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug01

Your Fratoscope: August 1, 2010

by tonyd on August 1, 2010 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: Your freshman roommate tracks you down while you’re on vacation. He tells you he misses pressing his junk onto your forehead while you sleep. Aries: Your cat will quit being your pet this week. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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