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Jul15

Your Fratoscope: July 15, 2018

by tonyd on July 15, 2018 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  The good news about your poorly attended birthday celebration is that you get to eat all the cake yourself! Aries:  You’ll discover that Stop, Drop and Roll doesn’t work if your credit card is […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul08

Your Fratoscope: July 8, 2018

by tonyd on July 8, 2018 at 1:00 am

If your birthday is this week:  You friends will be shocked that you managed to somehow eat the slice of birthday cake that wasn’t poisoned. Aries:  Once again, someone breaks into your place and eats all the crunchberries in your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul01

Your Fratoscope: July 1, 2018

by tonyd on July 1, 2018 at 2:55 am

If your birthday is this week:  The Amazon drone files a sexual harassment suit against you. Aries:  After pointing out a mistake your boss made, ICE agents “deport” you back to your cubicle. Taurus:  Your cat will beat you in […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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