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May27

Your Memorial Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on May 27, 2018 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll get very drunk with your birthday clown. Aries:  Turns out, the guy that bet you that you couldn’t drink an entire bottle of barbecue sauce doesn’t work for “America’s Got Talent”. Taurus:  You’ll […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May20

Your Philly Wizard World Fratoscope

by tonyd on May 20, 2018 at 12:01 am

Behold!  The psychic frat boy’s powers have been brought to bear on all who attended the Philadelphia Wizard World Convention!  Read your horoscope and know your future! If your birthday is this week:  Keith Urban doesn’t care, he’s not coming […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr29

Your Fratoscope: April 29, 2018

by tonyd on April 29, 2018 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You birthday gifts will all come from the same gas station gift rack. Aries:  Your dream of it raining pizza rolls is realized when your microwave explodes. Taurus:  You’ll realize the monkey that offered […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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