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Apr22

Your Fratoscope: April 22, 2018

by tonyd on April 22, 2018 at 1:21 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday cake will be made completely of other discarded cake from more popular people with birthdays that week. Aries:  You’ll be so upset about the death of Barbara Bush, you’ll completely cancel Barbara […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr15

Your Fratoscope: April 15, 2018

by tonyd on April 15, 2018 at 1:26 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday party is so crazy, even the cops that shut it down get drunk. Aries:  Your Frankenstein monster can’t really speak and is afraid of fire, but his credit score is amazing. Taurus:  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr08

Your Fratoscope: April 8, 2018

by tonyd on April 8, 2018 at 1:10 am

If your birthday is this week:  The birthday clown will beg you to lend him a little dignity, but it’s funnier when you drop the live crab down his pants. Aries:  Your attempt at aging your own steak meat ends […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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