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Apr01

Your April Fool’s Fratoscope

by tonyd on April 1, 2018 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You find out about your surprise birthday party, but April Fools!  It’s your Intervention! Aries:  Your ex will share numbers on public Facebook posts and ask you to guess what they are!  April Fools!  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar25

Your Fratoscope: March 25, 2018

by tonyd on March 25, 2018 at 1:39 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll accidentally get ten million “Happy Birthdays” from Facebook, but four people don’t mean it. Aries:  Your imaginary friend will call you from jail and ask you to bail them out. Taurus:  You’ll get […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar18

Your Saint Patty’s Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on March 18, 2018 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Most of your birthday party guests are so hungover, you’re forced to swap out your party favors for aspirin. Aries:  This week, you’ll find a dead little guy in a green outfit floating in […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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