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Jul07

Your Fratoscope: July 7, 2019

by tonyd on July 7, 2019 at 3:18 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll drop your phone in an embarrassing place during your birthday party, but the doctors remove with hardly any scars to your butt. Aries:  You will be beset upon by a group of angry […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul01

Your Fourth of July Fratoscope

by tonyd on July 1, 2019 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will jump out of your cake and call you a racist. Aries:  You will be given a back rub by a stranger who claims that he’s working as a “freelance massager”. Taurus:  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun24

Your Fratoscope: June 24, 2019

by tonyd on June 24, 2019 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your presents will consist of the horrible gifts you’ve given, regfited back to you. Aries:  You fall asleep on your lazy barber, so he just shaves your head and colors it with a magic […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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