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Sep25

Your Fratoscope: September 25, 2016

by tonyd on September 25, 2016 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday Spiderman will actually be Tobey Maguire and he will need a ride home. Aries:  Your shuffleboard game ends in a fist fight, again. Taurus:  Your professor will admit that he’s never seen […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep18

Your Fratoscopce: September 18, 2016

by tonyd on September 18, 2016 at 2:48 am

If your birthday is this week:  Two drunken otters will ruin you party and no one will know who invited them. Aries:  You’ll realize the power bars you’ve been eating are just Three Musketeers in a different wrapper. Taurus:  You’ll […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep11

Your Fratoscope: September 11, 2016

by tonyd on September 11, 2016 at 12:01 am

  If your birthday is this week:  You’ll catch your birthday clown going through your party guest’s coat pockets. Aries:  With a bull charging, you’ll suddenly realize that you’re at least two bullfighting lessons short of being able to properly […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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