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Apr17

Your Fratoscope: April 17, 2016

by tonyd on April 17, 2016 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday cake will be a rental. Aries:  The stars say, beware of strangers bearing gifts because they’re probably just trying to sell you something. Taurus:  A telemarketer will get bored with you and […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr10

Your Fratoscope: April 10, 2016

by tonyd on April 10, 2016 at 12:32 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday cake will have three typos. Aries:  Your robot gains sentience and ruins your credit score. Taurus:  The stars say, that’s not glaze on your donut. Gemini:  You will be punched by the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr03

Your Fratoscope: April 3, 2016

by tonyd on April 3, 2016 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: Aries:  You will eat an inspiring burrito. Taurus:  The stars say, you’ll save more money if pay for the car in cash all at once. Gemini:  You will become addicted to smoking after starring […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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