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Feb07

Your Fratoscope: February 7, 2016

by tonyd on February 7, 2016 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your party clown is funny, but he insists on working with no pants. Aries:  Your barbecue sauce doesn’t sell because it’s mostly made of cough syrup. Taurus:  You will find Captain America pulling his […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan31

Your Fratoscope: January 31, 2016

by tonyd on January 31, 2016 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday party is full of the three L’s:  Love, laughs and leeches. Aries:  You’ll be kidnapped by aliens, but your poor hygiene prevents them from anally probing you. Taurus:  You finally finish digging […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan24

Your Fratoscope: January 24, 2016

by tonyd on January 24, 2016 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday is postponed, due to snow. Aries:  You would’ve met a new romantic interest, but they got stuck home in the snow. Taurus:  A great job opportunity would’ve happened, but alas, too much […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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