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Jun28

Your Fratoscope: June 28, 2015

by tonyd on June 28, 2015 at 1:46 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your gambling addiction spins out of control and you’re force to let your bookie take your place at the surprise party. Aries:  The stars say, get some exercise you fat fuck. Taurus:  A 300-pound meter […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun21

Your Father’s Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on June 21, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your dad will finally show up at your birthday party, but insist on leaving early to return a Blockbuster video. Aries:  Your dad will send you a dad-o-gram, featuring a recording of Morgan Freeman telling […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun14

Your Fratoscope: June 14, 2015

by tonyd on June 14, 2015 at 2:37 am

If your birthday is this week:  The villagers chase you with pitchforks and torches again, but this week they bring cake. Aries:  You catch your iPhone, iPad and iWatch colluding with your iMac to take over your apartment. Taurus:  Kanye West […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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