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Jun07

Your Fratoscope: June 7, 2015

by tonyd on June 7, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday cake will look like a giant fortune cookie, but no one will tell you about the giant fortune and you’ll be forced to pick it out of everyone’s poo later to read it.  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May31

Your Fratoscope: May 31, 2015

by tonyd on May 31, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your Dead Kennedys themed birthday is very punk, but upsets your grandma because she remembers being one of their groupies for awhile. Aries:  Your researching into a unifying theory and time travel causes one of […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May24

Your Memorial Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on May 24, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your present will be ignited by an errant birthday cake candle, detonating the many fireworks your uncle smuggled over state lines for you.  Make sure you take cover. Aries:  The stars say, stay away from […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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