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May17

Your Fratoscope: May 17, 2015

by tonyd on May 17, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Everyone gives you deodorant for  your birthday, even that guy with no nose. Aries:  You will discover too late that there are no “special passes” that allow other passengers to sit on your lap during […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May10

Your Mother’s Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on May 10, 2015 at 1:12 am

If your birthday is this week:  “Oh, sure,” your mother will say in her most passive aggressive voice.  “Let’s celebrate your birthday.  I only gave birth to you.” Aries:  You mom thanks you for the gift, but wishes you had consulted […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May03

Your Fratoscope: May 3, 2015

by tonyd on May 3, 2015 at 2:19 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday gifts consist mostly of comic books taken from Free Comic Book Day. Aries:  You discover that without pants, bike riding can be chilly and a bike seat can ride up way too far. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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