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Apr05

Your Easter Fratoscope

by tonyd on April 5, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You receive a suspicious amount of bunny-shaped chocolate as gifts, but don’t care. Aries:  What you thought was a dead raccoon, rises up from the hole you buried him in and starts getting very preachy […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar29

Your Fratoscope: March 29, 2015

by tonyd on March 29, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll have a birthday party at the carnival, which means all your presents will be deep fried. Aries:  You will get a great deal at a Circuit City on a new laptop, but get it […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar22

Your Fratoscope: March 22, 2015

by tonyd on March 22, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will see Bill Murray at your birthday party, but he’ll take selfies with everyone except you. Aries:  You’ll find a tiny corpse in a green suit and green bowler hat, along with an empty […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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