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Feb22

Your Fratoscope: February 22, 2015

by tonyd on February 22, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday party foul will involve a piñata, a shotgun and one candy-laden trip to the hospital. Aries:  The good news, your dog is trained and didn’t poop on the floor.  The bad news is, you […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb15

Your Post Valentine’s Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on February 15, 2015 at 1:52 am

If your birthday is this week:  Love is in the air on your birthday, mostly because your roommate holds an orgy on that day without inviting you. Aries:  Don’t beat yourself up for eating most of that box of chocolates, just transfer […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb08

Your Fratoscope: February 8, 2015

by tonyd on February 8, 2015 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  The stars say, happy birthday to you, you belong in a zoo, you look like a monkey and you smell like one too. Aries:  You are gaining weight because your trail mix is all […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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