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Nov30

Your Fratoscope: November 30, 2014

by tonyd on November 30, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday presents consist of a lot of leftover turkey and stuffing.  Score! Aries:  The FBI wants to talk to you, but just about your terrible choices in wardrobe. Taurus:  Your pizza man will […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov23

Your Thanksgiving Fratoscope

by tonyd on November 23, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  As always, your birthday gifts will be thrown into a heap while your family gorges themselves on turkey.  Sorry. Aries:  You’ll realize that there are no sandwich Elves, you just like to get really […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov16

Your Fratoscope: November 16, 2014

by tonyd on November 16, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your car gives you a birthday surprise trip to the woods by suddenly careening off the road unexpectedly. Aries:  Your lotto numbers are 12, 28, 29, 37 and bees.  Mostly it’s bees because a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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