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Nov09

Your Fratoscope: November 9, 2014

by tonyd on November 9, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will be showered by gifts from your wonderful husband or showered, either one. Aries:  Prepare yourself for an island getaway because you don’t have a choice and Guantanamo is technically on an island. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov02

Your Fratoscope: November 2, 2014

by tonyd on November 2, 2014 at 1:07 am

If your birthday is this week:  Once again, your asshole friends give you handfuls of candy they don’t like. Aries:  Vanilla Ice and some Amish guys will gut your living room and then realize they have the wrong house. Taurus:  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct26

Your Halloween Fratoscope

by tonyd on October 26, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your friends throw you a masquerade birthday party, but it’s really just a way to get double usage out of their costumes before Halloween. Aries:  You’ll knock on a door, a woman will scream […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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