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Aug31

Your Fratoscope: August 31, 2014

by tonyd on August 31, 2014 at 1:10 am

If your birthday is this week:  Raccoons will jump out of your enormous, fake birthday cake, not to wish you a happy birthday, but because the rental place has a raccoon-sized hole in their storage unit. Aries:  You will discover […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug24

Your Fratoscope: August 24, 2014

by tonyd on August 24, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Look up from your phone today, they’re throwing you a birthday party and forgot to IM you about it. Aries:  Your trip to Ferguson includes visits to some nice restaurants that would be better […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug17

Your Fratoscope: August 17, 2014

by tonyd on August 17, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday cake will be molded in the shape of what you love most: a cake. Aries:  Your attempt at authentic Texas BBQ is uncovered when your dinner guests find the Arby wrappers. Taurus:  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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