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Feb10

Your Fratoscope: February 10, 2019

by tonyd on February 10, 2019 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   Your Communists friends will insist on getting an equal number of gifts at your birthday party. Aries:   You’ll realize that marketing a barbecue-flavored soda isn’t going to make you money. Taurus:  You’ll realize you […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb03

Your Fratoscope: February 3, 2019

by tonyd on February 3, 2019 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   You friends sneak in another intervention in place of your birthday party. Aries:   You’ll be approached by a cult, but after a brief interview, they’ll decline to recruit you. Taurus:  Your pizza man will […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan27

Your Fratoscope: January 27, 2019

by tonyd on January 27, 2019 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:    Your friend will belch you the most beautiful birthday song. Aries:   You’ll thaw out an Neanderthal you find in your basement and he’ll be a really bad roommate. Taurus:  You will sneeze your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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