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Aug10

Your Fratoscope: August 10, 2014

by tonyd on August 10, 2014 at 1:18 am

If your birthday is this week:  Watch out for the possums in your yard, they just been pretending not to plot against you up until now. Aries:  You will create a new restaurant called “Just Frosting” and make millions tripling […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug03

Your Fratoscope: August 3, 2014

by tonyd on August 3, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  A group of puppets will throw you a surprise party.  Unfortunately, their puppeteers leave before you unwrap gifts. Aries:  The stars say, change your underwear.  It’s skid city down there. Taurus:  You will receive […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul27

Your Fratoscope: July 27, 2014

by tonyd on July 27, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will find a penny and pick it up and all day long, you’ll have a rash because there was something disgusting on that penny which is why it was on the ground in […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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