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Jun29

Your Fratoscope: June 29, 2014

by tonyd on June 29, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Someone gives you a black knit cap, black turtleneck and black pants, so someone talked about the robbery. Aries:  That friend you asked to pick up your mail while you’re away, he steams everything […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun22

Your Fratoscope: June 22, 2014

by tonyd on June 22, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Good news this week!  The druids decide your not a worthy sacrifice!  Happy birthday! Aries:  You will tip 22% when you meant to tip 18%. Taurus:  Your GPS will keep leading you to the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun08

Your Fratoscope: June 8, 2014

by tonyd on June 8, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday wish comes true, but the rain of supermodels kills many, many people. Aries:  Hitching a ride with Tracey Morgan’s crew turns out not to be as cool as you thought. Taurus:  You […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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