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Jun01

Your Fratoscope: June 1, 2014

by tonyd on June 1, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will attempt to blow out your candles, but accidentally spit your gum out onto the cake.  You get your wish!  The cake’s all yours! Aries:  Watch what you’re typing in your emails this […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May25

Your Memorial Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on May 25, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will finally pass that ping pong ball and it will be the best birthday shit ever. Aries:  You roommate finally returns your beer pong ping pong ball, so maybe you should’ve gotten him […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May18

Your Fratoscope: May 18, 2014

by tonyd on May 18, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday card will be full of crispy bacon.  Nice! Aries:  Your toll taker will become obsessed with you, making bridge crossings awkward in the future. Taurus:  Your Facebook friends will hold an intervention […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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