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Mar09

Your Fratoscope: March 9, 2014

by tonyd on March 9, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will watch a lot of Family Guy reruns, eat pizza and play video games.  Pretty sweet. Aries:  The stars say, no matter how many times you watch Check it Out! with Dr. Steve […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar02

Your Fratoscope: March 2, 2014

by tonyd on March 2, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday gift will be confiscated by the cops and regifted to the one of the cop’s relatives.  That’s a shame, because it was some really good pot. Aries:  The stars say, cancel that […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb23

Your Fratoscope: February 23, 2014

by tonyd on February 23, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Someone will leave your birthday cake out in the rain.  You won’t be able to take it, because it took so long to bake it and you’ll never have that recipe again. Aries:  You […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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