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Feb16

Your Fratoscope: February 16, 2014

by tonyd on February 16, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  For your birthday, your girlfriend forgives for forgetting Valentine’s Day. Aries:  You will punch a mollusk because he was being a little bitch. Taurus:  You will attain enlightenment by huffing paint, but no one […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb09

Your Fratoscope: February 9, 2014

by tonyd on February 9, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  The stars say, stop wishing for snow, you ski-loving bastard! Aries:  The voices in your head come will finally come to an agreement.  Soup instead of salad. Taurus:  Your cellphone’s under the pillow. Gemini:  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb02

Your Fratoscope: February 2, 2014

by tonyd on February 2, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Yeah-yeah-yeah, happy birthday.  Now STFU the game is on. Aries:  A close friend will mathematically prove that you’re being an asshole. Taurus:  You will discover that your dwarf bookie outsources collections to much larger […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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