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Jan26

Your Fratoscope: January 26, 2014

by tonyd on January 26, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Unlike last week, you get a fortune.  Unfortunately, it mostly involves buy drinks for everyone that had a birthday last week.  Sorry. Aries:  You will discover that someone has eaten all the power bars […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan19

Your Fratoscope: January 19, 2014

by tonyd on January 19, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: Aries:  You will discover that although it’s more efficient to eat and poop at the same time, you’d prefer to keep those things separate. Taurus:  You will prove to the local cops that it […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan12

Your Fratoscope: January 12, 2014

by tonyd on January 12, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll hear “Surprise!” when you walk into your place this week, but instead of your friends it will be two guys in ski masks holding your flat screen TV. Aries:  You’ll finally start your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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