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Jan20

Your Fratoscope: January 20, 2019

by tonyd on January 20, 2019 at 1:54 am

If your birthday is this week:   You blow out the candles, but Trump is still president. Aries:   You will see Bigfoot at a taco stand. Taurus:  You’ll spot a group of Amazon drones hunting, killing and eating a mailman. Gemini:  […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec16

Your Fratoscope: December 16, 2018

by tonyd on December 16, 2018 at 2:09 am

If your birthday is this week:    Yes, you’re getting combo gifts because your birthday’s too close to Christmas, suck it up. Aries:    This week, you’ll pee in a very exciting place. Taurus:  You’ll get your takes done, but […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec09

Your Fratoscope: December 9, 2018

by tonyd on December 9, 2018 at 12:07 am

If your birthday is this week:   Your haunted birthday cake will turn into a a haunted poop. Aries:   You’ll eat some garlic bread that’s more garlic than bread, which saves you from the vampire, but dooms you with the Italian […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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