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Dec15

Your Fratoscope: December 15, 2013

by tonyd on December 15, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will catch a strain of flu that makes you believe that Taylor Swift’s lyrics are deep. Aries:  On your way to a Christmas party, you’ll be mugged by a group of unemployed Elves. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec08

Your Fratoscope: December 8, 2013

by tonyd on December 8, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your dog will buy you a nice gift, but use your credit card to purchase it. Aries:  The stars say, stop changing the channels and pick something to watch for Christ’s sake. Taurus:  The […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec01

Your Fratoscope: December 1, 2013

by tonyd on December 1, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will realize that you’re not being roasted, your birthday party has just taken a very dark turn. Aries:  You’ll watch South Park and get high. Taurus:  Your Aries roommate will eat that sandwich […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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