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Nov24

Your Fratoscope: November 24, 2013

by tonyd on November 24, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Someone will replace your showerheads with the exact same kind of showerheads. Aries:  Your Star Trek figures have a meeting and they all agree you need to get laid. Taurus:  Stay frosty, a group […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov17

Your Fratoscope: November 17, 2013

by tonyd on November 17, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday plays out like a plot from Regular Show and you end up breaking your golf cart. Aries:  It will rain hot dogs, but you’ll find out later a competitor eater exploded over […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov10

Your Fratoscope: November 10, 2013

by tonyd on November 10, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your party clown’s twerking is actually just an epileptic fit. Aries:  Batman will save you from a purse snatcher, but then make several unwanted sexual advances. Taurus:  Your next pizza will have an extra […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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