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Nov03

Your Fratoscope: November 3, 2013

by tonyd on November 3, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday cake will be a part of a completely unbalanced breakfast, you fat fuck. Aries:  You will awaken from your candy coma and find that someone has stolen your Mario Brothers costume.  It’s […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct27

Your Halloween Fratoscope

by tonyd on October 27, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Once again, the only people that show up to your birthday party are your dead relatives.  Plus that one guy from work who won’t be missed who gets his brain eaten. Aries:  You will […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct20

Your Fratoscope: October 20, 2013

by tonyd on October 20, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Get ready for a big surprise!  The bed bugs in your place spell out “Happy Birthday” on your sheets! Aries:  Dick Cheney will burst into your place, search it, point at you and say, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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