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Sep01

Your Fratoscope: September 1, 2013

by tonyd on September 1, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday starts with a trip to the liquor store and ends up waking up in a field with no pants.  Good birthday. Aries:  You ride with the top down in the rain, which […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug18

Your Fratoscope: August 18, 2013

by tonyd on August 18, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  The stars say, a Wal Mart cake is not an indication that your parents don’t love you.  They never loved you. Aries:  Error 404, fortune not found. Taurus:  Your boss will catch you getting […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug11

Your Fratoscope: August 11, 2013

by tonyd on August 11, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your family and the NSA will wish you a happy birthday via email. Aries:  You will accidentally murder the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee, but c’mon, he’s a bug. Taurus:  Your barbecue roadkill will taste […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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