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Jul14

Your Fratoscope: July 14, 2013

by tonyd on July 14, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will be indoctrinated by some hipsters into their cult, which they were into way before you. Aries:  A sewer monster will borrow your car, drive to the city and return it undamaged, but […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul07

Your Fratoscope: July 7, 2013

by tonyd on July 7, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll be so busy this week, even you will forget your birthday and in anger, stop talking to yourself. Aries:  Your online friend Edward asks you to check the apartment rentals in Venezuela and […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun30

Your Fratoscope: June 30, 2013

by tonyd on June 30, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will drop the musical birthday card down a crack behind the sofa and listen to “Happy Birthday” for the next 87 hours. Aries:  During your weightlifting at the gym, someone will sensually spot […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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