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Jun23

Your Fratoscope: June 23, 2013

by tonyd on June 23, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your birthday prostitute will have to be returned.  Unfortunately, she has no receipt. Aries:  You’ll get together with your hipster friends and do some hipster bullshit. Taurus:  The stars say get drunk, you’re way […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun16

Your Fratoscope: June 16, 2013

by tonyd on June 16, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your roommate gets high and bakes you a really awesome cake.  Awesome,that is, if you like cake made out of mostly baking soda. Aries:  The gophers infesting your lawn will dance to Kenny Loggins […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun09

Your Fratoscope: June 9, 2013

by tonyd on June 9, 2013 at 2:06 am

If your birthday is this week:  Bill Clinton will come to your birthday party and it will be awesome.  Just don’t leave him alone with your mom in the laundry room. Aries:  The stars say, stop crying.  Game of Thrones […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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