Posts Tagged Jesus

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Dec25

Your Christmas Fratoscope

by tonyd on December 25, 2016 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Santa invoices you for making him also delivery your birthday gifts. Aries:  An elf will wake you up at 3 am and beg you to hide him from his cruel task master, Santa. Taurus:  A […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct28

Rewritten Headlines: Hackistan to Burn It!

by tonyd on October 28, 2016 at 12:46 pm

(Sorry for the late post, bros.  Last night, the website was on the fritz.) Computer Geeks Take Over Country Jesus Hid Some Shit Animal Kingdom Swings Hamburgers Irresistible Vatican Recruiting for Next Law & Order Spin Off Marriage Not Great […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May06

Rewritten Headlines: Pants Snake to Philly Jesus

by tonyd on May 6, 2016 at 12:01 am

Just Happy to See You School Not Smarter Than 7 Year-old Sheiks to Buy Weather Dumbasses Don’t Understand Country’s Own Currency Old Men Yell at Politician Michigan Cops Apparently Too Bored to Fight Real Crime Nerd Museum Runs on Quarters […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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