Posts Tagged Joe Biden

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Sep11

Rewritten Headlines: GOP to Stalker

by tonyd on September 11, 2015 at 12:01 am

CNN Prepares for GOP Circus of Windbags USA Today Tells You Want to Think U.N. Official to be Ignored and Probably Fired Newspaper Shills for Politician Pao Gets Trolled IRL U.S. Dollar to Collapse Not All Cocaine Users Thin Cute […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul18

Rewritten Headlines: NSA to Taco Bell

by tonyd on July 18, 2014 at 12:01 am

NSA Whackin’ It Politician Begins Long Journey of Pretending to be Cool to Get Elected Small Country Picks on Smaller, Weaker Country U.S. Government Has Buyer’s Remorse Company Repackages Its Products Delicious Shrimp Always Stupid Company to Issue Refunds to […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb07

Rewritten Headlines: Singing Fish to TSA

by tonyd on February 7, 2014 at 12:01 am

Worthless Piece of Shit Finds Use Taliban Capture Adorable Soldier Guy Who Helped Fuck Up Airports Complains About Them Unemployed People Move to Other Website Sitcom’s Future Shaky Television to Get Really Boring for a While Ancient Animals Ate Magazine […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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